FATALITY.
[Meia posted at 11:29 AM]

FORFEIT!!!
[Aine ^^;; posted at 10:46 AM]

Wrong damn blog. I'm embarrassed.
[Meia posted at 9:05 AM]

In fact, I think blogger erased my template. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
[Meia posted at 8:25 AM]

My blog isn't working because blogger is being ass. Blogger, if you want to give me a template error, then give me my template so I can FIX it. XO
[Meia posted at 8:23 AM]

It'll get messed again, I'm sure...

Body? It's the holidays now? You DO know that, right?

LET ME GO BACK TO SLEEP, PEON. XO
[Meia posted at 7:58 AM]

*blinks in disbelief* I thought that's... illegal!
[Kaori posted at 10:30 PM]

It did! Aine saw, and can attest to it!
[Meia posted at 10:22 PM]

Oh, and The Bed got cleaned? o.o!
[Kaori posted at 9:56 PM]

*has been reading the search engine baits and is howling*

(lube genki sex shuuichi masturbation yaoi manga lemon omnisexuals bed stuff curry)

As for mpreg... *cries* ;.; *is imagining Subaru in labour...* ;.;
[Kaori posted at 9:54 PM]

What? ::Is confused:: Wufei says he doesn't want to do anything even vaguely connected with sex. He says he's tired of being thrown around like a communal blow-up doll.

Excuse me ::goes to a corner and dies quietly::

And we all praise cleaning-ladies!

Good luck for your math!

[lim shimin posted at 9:14 PM]

*worships cleaning lady*

Gwynne-neechama, daijoubu? Maybe Wufei needs some exercise with the equipment previously mentioned..

*goes back to math*

[Aine ^^;; posted at 8:37 PM]

And! The cleaning lady! Tidied up! /The Bed/! You can actually see 3/4's of The Bed itself! There's even a little clear space that you can climb onto The Bed with!

...It was /fully/ covered in miscellany and books this morning, so I get to be amazed, okay?
[Meia posted at 8:28 PM]

You HAVE one? *covetcovetcovet* Is it modchipped? Where did you get it? How much? The place near my house sells the games, $8 a pop, take you by sometime? *covetcovetcovet*
[Meia posted at 8:25 PM]

Gwynne? Is your Wufei OK? Does he need another session checking Treize's equipment with Zechs?
[Alex -neechama posted at 7:49 PM]

Meia-chan, having a PS2 isn't all it's cracked up to be. You also happen to need money to buy the games, or a solid, reliable place that sells pirated PS2 games, both of which I am sadly lacking in since Jade House closed down. Help?

I love Dias. Both of 'em. ^_^

See you guys tomorrow?
[Alex -neechama posted at 7:48 PM]

And at the games store there, I saw the opening thing of MGS2.

... ...

... ... ...

*COVET*

That shall be all. Damn. I want a PS2.
[Meia posted at 6:55 PM]

Wonky is a funny word.

- Meia-who-has-just-walked-home-from-J8-in-the-RAIN-and-must-walk-back-again-on-account-of-leaving-her-bloody-file-there.

And you know, I'm walking back to retrieve the plastic file, and not for the sake of my A Maths book? Because I have another one, and I can throw them away tomorrow~! *dances*

...But I need that file. Damn. *flees*
[Meia posted at 6:49 PM]

Alas, alas, the demons cackle, whatever shall we do for entertainment?

Who is he? Why is he so...wonky?
[lim shimin posted at 12:21 AM]

Alas, those delicate sensibilities no longer exist.

(he's the source of that picture..)
[Aine ^^;; posted at 10:10 PM]

Whyssat?

What did the foul fiend do to your delicate sensibilities? Tell me so that I can devise ways to torture them slowly and painfully.
[lim shimin posted at 9:33 PM]

Toys? Here.

You can blame this person.

(Koyapi Seki Bishounen Mad Girraffes sausages-on-a-stick)
[Aine ^^;; posted at 7:59 PM]

Oh, the joys of Sanrio /toys/.

Mpreg: I'm sowwy Shi-chan. But I maintain that men are, biologically speaking, useless and their primary function on earth is to look fantastic and have lots and lots and lots of sex for the benefit of us women. (It's backed up by science, anyhoo)

Search engine bait: skullfuck pregnant women piercings rods electricity cat o nine tails willow switches blood blood (ew.) groupsex guiness book of records singapore japan thailand tong zhi (XD XD XD XD) duan xiu karma sutra hot rod of love (The tastelessness. Oh the tastelessness!)
[lim shimin posted at 12:16 AM]

Twincest is a funny word, and I'd want a strawberry dildo. But enough of that.

How about 11-or-so at the Orchard MRT? Yes, Jo-chan, be... something... and brave Orchard. It won't kill you... much.

...*looks for any unused terms* Hot xxx extreme monkey sex0r screwing like bunnies fornicate penis penis length width breadth height surface area to volume ratio long throbbing hard member of the ymca size viagra bunnygirl subaru and kamui going at it like rabbits while exchanging THE EYE.

And my CD-burner is a #&^)^# piece of ass that won't work even though I've already thumped it several times. *huge sulk*

Did Aine ever tell you people about her encounter with the Hello Kitty vibrator?

Lit tomorrow. TTTTTTTTTT Sleep now. *FLEES*


[Meia posted at 10:35 PM]

Yes! We have contact! ^_^ Ureshii... I'm definitely going. (But if I go glassy-eyed while staring at the pretty-pretty blond creature playing Draco Malfoy, hand me a bucket for the drool and ignore me, please. My mom's already been giving me strange looks when I rhapsodize about the poor pre-pubescent boy in the movie trailers.) Where and when?

... I can't resist. >_< Mpreg fics do this to me...

Doctor: You will cooperate with us, or when your time comes, I will see to it that the delivery of the child is as painful for you as I can possibly make it. How would you like a c-section with no anaesthetic whatsoever?
MasochisticBastard!Heero: *eyes glow strangely* Bring it on.
Everybody Else: *take one cautious step back*

*tries to find search engine bait that has not already been mentioned*

*fails miserably*

Oh well: cum come here suck lick twincest pick up the soap shower sadomasochism sadism hurt comfort whips velvet red hard vibrators Hello Kitty Sanrio horny humping cross-dressing silk mary janes soccer ball basketball hoop ring backseat sword hell towers lucifer tokyo sakura tree
[Alex -neechama posted at 9:03 PM]

To Jo-chan: If you a)went for a sex-change op, b)made your eyes the size of headlights, c)put on green contacts, d)dyed your hair blonde, e)became seriously anorexic, and f)let me grope you till you screamed, I MIGHT consider. X3 X3 X3

Naaaah.

Would be quite willing to lend you the series, but you don't propose me dragging the whole 11 tanks down to Orchard on the 22nd. o-o;; Tell you what, we'll discuss it then, ok? ^^ *patpat* Nyuu, can't wait to see everyone. *bounces* I'm SO disappointed Gwynne n' me didn't catch Meia and Aine w/ Alex at the con last time...and Jo-chan and Kaori will be there too! ^__^

Atashi? Mpreg = Don't Even Go There Unless It's A Parody Because It Scares The Bjoizus F*cking Hell Outta My Non-Existent Dick. Fwah.

and !searchenginebait: fellatio shrimping bubble tea straws konnyaku lube vanilla cream seishirou g-strings kamui balls gingetsu rabbit suit initial d incest stocking condoms candy sticks decomposed sotong balls takoyaki mayo britney spears fails chastity detector nsync slash strawberry dildos. Snrksnrksnrk.
[Shi Lin posted at 8:29 PM]

Yes! ::shakes hand in triumph:: Blogger finally loaded!

I should be able to make it on the 22nd, and Alex, you'd better come along otherwise...

Duo: You'll force the sensate focus on her bishounen and she'll be stuck with all her randy, frustrated men?

Well...Something less painful.

And erm, candy lollipop is just this inside joke on how some writers always allude the male penis to a lollipop and the whole act of oral sex can be pretty hilarious. Sometimes they even get carried away and the ukes proclaim that it's sweet and they like the taste yada yada yada.
[lim shimin posted at 7:42 PM]

What's a candy lollipop? I mean, apart from the obvious?
[Meia posted at 6:46 PM]

OW OW OW OW. ...Um, yeah.

Which reminds me, I must dig up that old Duo-gets-pregnant story that I read way back when I was still in the Gundam Wing fandom, since I keep telling Aine about it. *niko* It's the only mpreg 'fic that I really recall reading. It wasn't /horribly/ bad or anything... just...

In other news, I got my hands on Ep 14 of the Fruits Basket anime. Ayame. *HOWL*. That is all.

Gwynne, Alexandra, are you free to come on the 22nd? (Please say yes~~)

Found it! At least, I think this should be it. *niko*

[Meia posted at 6:44 PM]

Er, well. I know Mpreg is touchy subject. I wonder if this constitutes as masochism...

Mpreg archive It's quite painful at parts. Methinks it's entertaining....
[lim shimin posted at 12:42 PM]

BILL GATES?!?!

Er. I'm staying up to watch it (meteor shower) tonight. Anyone else still up?

My $0.02 worth = virgin ass sluts free sex orgy lesbian gay homo cunnilingus sucking face bondage S&M cum(!) adult sexcam fetish leather hot horny lickfest fuckfest(?) fantasies clit (always thought this sounded like electronic equipment) latex candy lollipop (this always makes me laugh my ass off when I read about it) choirboys masturbation.

I think I'm having way too much fun for this to be legal.
[lim shimin posted at 12:00 AM]

And he didn't bring it back. *SULK*
[Meia posted at 10:41 PM]

Shi-chan? Jo-chan will offer anything short of oral sex for allowance to borrow G-defend. Yeah, that's another hint. Go take it up with her. ^^;x

Penii are soft and delicate and pretty and sweet? And tasty and chewy too! And I /firmly/ maintain that even if there's no such word as penii, uterii should be a word.

O single soled jest, solely singular for singleness!

If my dad didn't bring the digital camera back, I'll sulk so much.

And I want meteors! If I don't get meteors, I'll sulk too. *sulk* I'm just a big ball of sulk today...

(You forgot the church pews. fellating bill gates hot xxx yaoi action slash tall short penis going at it over harry potter slash and church pews.)
[Meia posted at 10:40 PM]

These violent delight have violent ends- wisely and slow, they stumble that run fast.

(penis white black yellow hentai green dark ice-cream erection sano nakatsu slash)
[Aine ^^;; posted at 9:54 PM]

Penii? You mean this word actually exists? I think it's such a cute made up word! So soft and delicate and pretty and sweet....

Search engine baiting? You mean we type kinky stuff and wait for unsuspecting people to fall in our evil clutches?

Okay, can I try? Erm, what about thick cut uncut group underage young barely legal illegal asian white boy watersports bottles rimming discipline bad naughty school students.

[lim shimin posted at 7:15 PM]

Awright! I want to see the Harry Potter movie, but can we get tickets?

And we've /got/ to stop talking about penii on the blog. (Penises?) Fully half the hits we get from search engines are for penii of various sorts.

...On second thought, nevermind. Search engine baiting has always been a respectable past time. So.

Penis penis penii penises long short medium penis thingie ice-cream church pews.

... ...*niko*
[Meia posted at 4:55 PM]